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'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"No wonder we could get tickets."

'I meant the wine.'

'Says he is from somewhere called Nottingham!'

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

I'm Spartacus.

Rage.

"I feel your pain."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

Run, Mike, Run!

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"You've bust your hump."

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

An older white male executive is barely hanging onto his career

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

Going Shopping Together.

Lawn & Garden Supply. Sod. They're arguing over the last piece of sod we have in stock. I hate these turf battles.

'Can I have my quarterback now?'

'He was just a temp.'

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

"Oh, boo hoo! While you're playing around the Coliseum all day, I'm stuck in this house!"

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

'It was a power struggle but I won!'