Grocery Gladiators T-Shirts

Going Shopping Together.

Supermarket Jam.

Supermarket self-service checkout stress.

Shopping Cart Races

Prize vegetables.

Bad for you but to die for

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'Dog eat dog.'

"Everything's gone up."

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

I'm Spartacus.

Biker Lawn Mower

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

Run, Mike, Run!

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Boardroom Armour

"You've bust your hump."

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!