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Wal Max - Complaints Department

Rage.

Bad for you but to die for

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Everything's gone up."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

Power Point Hell

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Pizza Fencing

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

Survival of the Foodiest

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

Going Shopping Together.

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

"When you're ready to order, ask for me by name. We work on commission."

Man and dog role reversal

"Oh, boo hoo! While you're playing around the Coliseum all day, I'm stuck in this house!"

Trolley Cage

A chocolate tart topped with lingonberries and infused with belligerent self-confidence.

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

'He was just a temp.'