Retail Gladiator Gifts

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Rage.

Bad for you but to die for

"Everything's gone up."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

Pizza Fencing

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Power Point Hell

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

Survival of the Foodiest

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

Going Shopping Together.

Man and dog role reversal

"When you're ready to order, ask for me by name. We work on commission."

Trolley Cage

A chocolate tart topped with lingonberries and infused with belligerent self-confidence.

Things get heated at the outing.

'He was just a temp.'

'There's room for one up top.'