Grocery Gladiators Gifts

Going Shopping Together.

Supermarket Jam.

Supermarket self-service checkout stress.

Shopping Cart Races

Prize vegetables.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

Bad for you but to die for

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'Dog eat dog.'

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Everything's gone up."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

I'm Spartacus.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Biker Lawn Mower

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

Run, Mike, Run!

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

Boy defends his last fry.

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

Boardroom Armour

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

Human males marking territory.