Gourmet Gladiator Gifts

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"When you're ready to order, ask for me by name. We work on commission."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Pizza Fencing

"Just bring me something that'll put hairs on my chest."

Chef walking out

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

'Prepare to have chowder kick your Tuscan butt.'

A chocolate tart topped with lingonberries and infused with belligerent self-confidence.

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Survival of the Foodiest

Bad for you but to die for

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Boy defends his last fry.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Onion Guillotine

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Power Point Hell

Wal Max - Complaints Department

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

Going Shopping Together.

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'