Gastronomy Gladiator Gifts

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

Bad for you but to die for

"Everything's gone up."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

Pizza Fencing

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Power Point Hell

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"Hang in there. If you win this bout, you get to fight his mother."

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Survival of the Foodiest

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

Going Shopping Together.

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

Man and dog role reversal

"When you're ready to order, ask for me by name. We work on commission."

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

Things get heated at the outing.

Death with a strimmer (weed whacker)

A chocolate tart topped with lingonberries and infused with belligerent self-confidence.