Gastronomy Gladiator Mugs

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

Bad for you but to die for

"Everything's gone up."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Boy defends his last fry.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

Law School Sharks

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

Pizza Fencing

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Power Point Hell

"Hang in there. If you win this bout, you get to fight his mother."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

Going Shopping Together.

Survival of the Foodiest

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

Grub-skewer sandals.

"When you're ready to order, ask for me by name. We work on commission."

Man and dog role reversal

"Just bring me something that'll put hairs on my chest."

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

Things get heated at the outing.