Gastronomic Gladiator Mugs

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

Bad for you but to die for

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

American Football.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

Punishment for the kicker.

Boy defends his last fry.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

"She can be outspoken."

Football Blockers.

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Pizza Fencing

Power Point Hell