Grocery Shopping Gladiator Mugs

To prevent aisles form getting plugged up, Food Baron outfitted its carts with shopper prods.

Rage.

Bad for you but to die for

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Everything's gone up."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Onion Guillotine

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

Eye of Newt Helper

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

Pizza Fencing

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Going Shopping Together.

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

Survival of the Foodiest

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

"When you're ready to order, ask for me by name. We work on commission."

Man and dog role reversal