Grocery Shopping Warrior Mugs

"I've got a teenage son!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Changing Room Decisions

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Friendly bacteria

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Super express lane for working mothers only!

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

Fresh Food and Regurgitated

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"Unexpected item in the bagging area..."

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Beverages. Drinking Water. (Some Assembly Required.) Oxygen. Hydrogen.

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Woman has man in shopping trolley