Grocery Shopping Warrior Gifts

"I've got a teenage son!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Changing Room Decisions

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Friendly bacteria

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Super express lane for working mothers only!

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

"Unexpected item in the bagging area..."

Fresh Food and Regurgitated

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

Woman has man in shopping trolley

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."