Grocery Warrior Gifts

"So when exactly is it a good time for my tantrum?"

Good heavens, you don't have to carry all the groceries in one trip.

'I don't get it.. all our groceries are fat free, reduced and light, yet our food bill is fatter than ever.'

"Would you like me to help you pack, or throw your shopping towards you at such a speed, you experience both stress and annoyance?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Everything's gone up."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Changing Room Decisions

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Unusual Offers

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Low Hanging Fruit

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

A butcher and his apprentice.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'I've got it written down...'

Self-Checkout.

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Biker chopper shopper

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

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