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"So when exactly is it a good time for my tantrum?"

"Would you like me to help you pack, or throw your shopping towards you at such a speed, you experience both stress and annoyance?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Everything's gone up."

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Changing Room Decisions

Only One Item or Fewer.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Unusual Offers

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

A butcher and his apprentice.

Low Hanging Fruit

'I've got it written down...'

Self-Checkout.

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Biker chopper shopper

WWFood Stores.

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"This is Piggly Wiggly, what'd you expect?"

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."