Shopping Warriors T-Shirts

All-The-Groceries-In-One-Trip Marathon

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

Changing Room Decisions

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Returns"

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Sold It All.

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Super express lane for working mothers only!

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?"

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"Any chance of some credit?"

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

Final clearance sale.

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"Mr. Rod gave me my employee review. He said I totally 'meet expectations'."

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

Ladies Lingerie.

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"