Shopping Spree Warrior T-Shirts

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

Let's go inside. And remember: Your internet shopping habits won't help you here. Mall. Huh? What're you wearing? You look ridiculous. It's nothing. Let's head into Target. It's a midweek sale. If we get separated, I'll bring you a medic. Uh, okay. Medic? In-person shopping melee! Medic. Soft-underbellied e-commerc shopper in aisle two! Where am I? Can I return to my homepage?

"At least someone's trying to keep these markets stimulated."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Changing Room Decisions

Smart card.

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Super express lane for working mothers only!

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."