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"O.k., I'' just buy what I want, if you tell me what that is."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

Changing Room Decisions

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

"Don't invade his space."

"Mr. Kennings was going to interview you for the job, until he heard you actually wanted to get paid."