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"Everything's gone up."

Changing Room Decisions

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Super express lane for working mothers only!

"I see you've brought your own bag."

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Shoppers of Mystery.

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

Man and dog role reversal

Trolley Cage

'There's room for one up top.'

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

"Get a move on, my tranquillizer is wearing off!"

"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."

Tesco Litigation Dept - 'They're suing me for going to Sainsburys.'

"Come on and pay for the shopping like a man."

"I've got a teenage son!"

Express Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge.

Aggressive grocery shopping

Market items.

"Don't look left or right!"

"I'd like to get this...but we're going to pass on pig's feet this week."