Running Warrior T-Shirts

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'Good news, I hear you've lost two inches.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

e-shoes

Banana Split...

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Running

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Eat my dust!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."