Walkathon Warrior T-Shirts

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Running

Exercise Class

"It's true: no more burpees."

Bench Press Accident

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

To do before Saturday...

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"Can I still do my pilates?"