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Cull people who use golf umbrellas in a busy high street.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Duel in a wheelchair.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

A Semicolon.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Overdoing it.

Road Buddies