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'That's two bucks, buddy!'

Beach con-man.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"Well Earned Vacation"

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Yes,that's right-just a stone's throw from the beach...'

'It happens every year. We come here to decompress a bit, and my husband completely deflates!'

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

Watch for Pedestrians.

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

Tourists

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

Do the waves make that noise all night?

"And that son is what happens when we try to walk forward."

'Can you quiet down a bit so I can hear the crashing of the ocean waves?'

"I've been here half an hour - call the Coast guard!"

'What?! I told you I like long woks on the beach - what were you expecting?'

Seaside Selfie Stick

Missing "Flip" last seen with "Flop"

"YOu would be surprised at what the tide washes up..."

"So, what are you folks looking for in a new car?"

Garden stagger

"Good luck with that."

"Ah...Good morning Sir, we're from the 'couldn't give a toss party."