Sidewalk Seeker Gifts

'That's two bucks, buddy!'

Beach con-man.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"Well Earned Vacation"

'Follow that cab!'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

According to this tabloid article, two guys who today are a basketabll referee and a politician, were friends as kids with a business selling seashells. The referee says that one sunny day while under an umbrella searching in the muck for shells they found a bunch of slimy, loose change. Or as the tabloid puts it "Whistleblower reveals pol's shady past with dirty money and a shell company!"

'Yes,that's right-just a stone's throw from the beach...'

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

'It happens every year. We come here to decompress a bit, and my husband completely deflates!'

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

Watch for Pedestrians.

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

Tourists

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

Do the waves make that noise all night?

"And that son is what happens when we try to walk forward."

"I've been here half an hour - call the Coast guard!"

"YOu would be surprised at what the tide washes up..."

Seaside Selfie Stick

'What?! I told you I like long woks on the beach - what were you expecting?'

Missing "Flip" last seen with "Flop"

'Can you quiet down a bit so I can hear the crashing of the ocean waves?'

"So, what are you folks looking for in a new car?"

Garden stagger

"Ah...Good morning Sir, we're from the 'couldn't give a toss party."