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Garden stagger

'What?! I told you I like long woks on the beach - what were you expecting?'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Taxi

Virgil

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Yoga

'Wow! What graphics!'

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

Not So Grand Canyon Next Exit

Easter egg yoga

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

Tourists

Self help books. One step at a time.

"It makes me realize how small you are."

"Ambitions. . . To get a mobile phone."

"Oh, c'mon, it's 500 miles closer!"

"Oh, I just find vertical stripes more flattering for my figure."

"What I like most about this is the trail mix."

"It seems some days like I make a little progress, then other days it seems like I'm not getting anywhere at all."

Dead Sea Trolls

'That's two bucks, buddy!'

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

Men with short left legs meet man with short right leg on sloping mountain path.

Mounting a Horse

"Could you teach me to do the splits?"