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'Okay. Very carefully drop the Jimmy Choo and I promise I won't forget walkies tomorrow.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

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"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

A women in a shoeshop.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"I, TikTok."

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I don't like your application."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Changing Room Decisions

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."