Shoe Size Seeker T-Shirts

'What do you have in a size six?'

Critisize your weight.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Apple harvest."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Stonehenge Imitation

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

'You must have something in my size?'

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

'I couldn't find your slippers. Will these do?'

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

'You and your stones collection.'

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

"Do you have this blouse in XXXXXXXXXL?"

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"

"I think the sign says World's Greatest Chew Treat Store Ever!"

'Drop the rock!'

"...between a medium and a large - I like to call it 'Marge'."

'I bought him a pair of elevator shoes for Christmas. Don't they make him look inches taller?'

I want nobody to see me doing this. . . Yet I want everyone to see this.

"So, what are you folks looking for in a new car?"

"You really need to stop shoe shopping whenever you break up with someone."

'I think I'm entitled to an exchange - I specifically asked dfor a medium and I've been given a large.' (Psyd's Psychic Supply Co.)

'You're taller than I expected.' - 'I'm standing on my blisters.'