Shoe Size Seeker T-Shirts

'What do you have in a size six?'

Critisize your weight.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Apple harvest."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

Stonehenge Imitation

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

'You must have something in my size?'

'I couldn't find your slippers. Will these do?'

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

'You and your stones collection.'

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

"I think the sign says World's Greatest Chew Treat Store Ever!"

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

"Do you have this blouse in XXXXXXXXXL?"

'Drop the rock!'

"...between a medium and a large - I like to call it 'Marge'."

"Which way to the summit? I lost track."

"You really need to stop shoe shopping whenever you break up with someone."

'I bought him a pair of elevator shoes for Christmas. Don't they make him look inches taller?'

"So, what are you folks looking for in a new car?"

I want nobody to see me doing this. . . Yet I want everyone to see this.

'I think I'm entitled to an exchange - I specifically asked dfor a medium and I've been given a large.' (Psyd's Psychic Supply Co.)

Capturing the here and now

'You're taller than I expected.' - 'I'm standing on my blisters.'