Sneaker Seeker T-Shirts

'You're taller than I expected.' - 'I'm standing on my blisters.'

Ancient Racing

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Computer Controlled Car

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Cow outboard engine

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."