Ballet Shoe Seeker T-Shirts

'Do you have any size 48 ballet shoes?'

Critisize your weight.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Orchestra conductor

Keeping Warm in Winter

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Ballet dancer.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Bow

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Dancing in a circle

Suzanne Lenglen

Dancers in Nutcracker Ballet

The Firebird

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

Sugar Plum Fairy

"Got to have a pair of those!"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'

Get a life

Mouse King

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

"I've just been to the ballet... all those girls on their toes... Why don't they employ TALLER ones...?

Cinderella

Ballet dancer

Male Ballet Dancer

Ugly sisters from Cinderella fighting