Shoe Seekers Gifts

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

A women in a shoeshop.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

e-shoes

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I don't like your application."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

Changing Room Decisions

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'I'll take it!'