Shoe Seeker Gifts

'I'm afriad we don't have them in a size 5...' Sandra's marathon training schedule was to be thwarted by her inability to find the right shoes.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Happy Hour

"I, TikTok."

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Sunbathers.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I don't like your application."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'I'll take it!'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Changing Room Decisions

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."