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"For the last time...where did you hide my Scotch?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Bottle Distillery

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

'Another Scotch?'

The Angel's Share

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

Missing sock

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Stonehenge Imitation

Why One Sock is Always Missing

'Wow! What graphics!'

Return Of The Flu.

'You and your stones collection.'

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

Not So Grand Canyon Next Exit

"Hello, ambulence service, please."

'So- supernatural phenomena, we meet again.'

Bob's car finally makes a statement.

"Great waves to day, dude!"

"Oh, c'mon, it's 500 miles closer!"

'I'll have a stiff Scotch.'

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

It was clear that, once again, Lyle was not being nominated for sainthood.

"It makes me realize how small you are."