Stone Seeker T-Shirts

Stonehenge Imitation

'You and your stones collection.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Critisize your weight.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Pony Rides

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

At the end of the rainbow

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

"Holy water, holy water...."

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'That was fun!'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."