Stone Seeker Prints

Stonehenge Imitation

'You and your stones collection.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Critisize your weight.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Pony Rides

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

At the end of the rainbow

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"Holy water, holy water...."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"