Stout Seeker T-Shirts

Bottle Distillery

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Holy water, holy water...."

The Specimen Hunter

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

Black Truffles!

No Loitering

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Lean beef

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

They migrate here each summer in search of water.

'Man In the Moon'

Truffles for Sale

Black Velvet.

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

Look! An oasis! An Arab spring!

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

"Check out this live stream."

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

Well, dang, I thought the corn syrup would be running by now.

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

"My husband is so into beer, he's sweating oat stout."

'What do you mean it's deep? It's not even up to my ankles.'

At least I have a live stream...

'Have you got one with smaller spots?'

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

What has really happened in the desert...

"Did you hear about the food critic who could not write a story without revealing his sauces?"