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"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

Occupy Waffle House.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Bottle Distillery

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Habanero ..."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Black Truffles!

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

Skiers rolling down slope in snow