Syrup Seeker T-Shirts

Well, dang, I thought the corn syrup would be running by now.

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

Occupy Waffle House.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Bottle Distillery

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Habanero ..."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

Black Truffles!

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

Sadie, why have you been cheating on Mort? I needed to spice things up. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Mort and I have been together for years and we just don't argue the way we used to. Argue? I mean, sure, we fight but not with any real intensity. I'm confused. We've lost that loathing feeling. It's gone, gone, gone.