Protein Seeker T-Shirts

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Pick me!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Booster shots

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

If you're happy and you know it...

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Too much monkey business...

He likes to make work fun

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Pesky students.

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Call me!"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Children's Entertainer