Particle Seeker T-Shirts

'Who? Boson? Higgs Boson? Hey, where the hell have you been hiding?'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Pick me!"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Critisize your weight.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Booster shots

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Inkwell Genie.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Moon

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Emma's Unicorn

A Palindrome Cow.

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Vaccine hurdles

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

2022

"We wish we could drink the water."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand