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'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"What if we spend all these billions, and there just aren't any more particles to find?"

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Frog Prince

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Subatomic particles

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Cursing Scientist.

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

'...Or not.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

"Spectrometer! Spectrometer!..."

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.