Particle Explorer Gifts

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"What if we spend all these billions, and there just aren't any more particles to find?"

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Frog Prince

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Subatomic particles

Go ahead and dissect me

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Cursing Scientist.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'...Or not.'

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

"Spectrometer! Spectrometer!..."

Before you ask me for a date outside of the comics, be warned that you would encounter something in a woman that you might find confusing and frightening: Three dimensions. ? ?