Particle Probe Adventurer Gifts

Quantum Physics Lab

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"It's going to be one of those days."

Subatomic particles

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

"A possible eureka."

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

A Learning Curve.

Louis Pasteur

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'Dr. Sykes is very important is scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Physicist in restaurant.

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."