Atomic Explorer Gifts

An unknown sub-atomic particle waiting to be discovered.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

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Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Complexity Made Simple.

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."