Nuclear Explorer Gifts

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Before/After

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

A Preschool of Fish

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Mars Poppins

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

God passing the time.

Go ahead and dissect me

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.