Nano Explorer Gifts

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Bike Rides

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"