Nano Explorer Pillows

'Do you have it in a smaller size?'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Likes: $2.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Bike Rides

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Computer games

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'