Manual Explorer Gifts

'My parents got into their computer's instruction manual!!'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Bike Rides

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games