Chemical Explorer Gifts

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

Cursing Scientist.

'Doctor Yomp theorizes that there's a chemical cure for every ill'

What's In Food?

"This stuff comes with a prize! If you can pronounce all the ingredients, you get an honorary degree in chemistry."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"