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'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Golf with a difference

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Workaholic on holiday

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

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