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Frank & Ernest Nucri-Cops. Any luck cracking the conspiracy case? Not yet. There's no DNA evidence to implicate the guilty parties. We couldn't charge the neutron, so we had to let him go. The shyness gene won't talk, and the cholesterol molecule is sticking to his story. The vaccine molecule is our last hope -- he might agree to testify. But first he wants to talk about immunity.

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'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Golf with a difference

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Mars Poppins

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Workaholic on holiday

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.