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'Craig Venter took one sports coat, one pair of jeans and one empty cell, and here we all are.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Boptimism

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Obsession with the Internet.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"We evolved from asteroids"

Exit only.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

ZOO

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

The Origin of Creationism

Evolution.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Obama's Theoretical Voting Record

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'