Genome Explorer Pillows

'Craig Venter took one sports coat, one pair of jeans and one empty cell, and here we all are.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Boptimism

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Obsession with the Internet.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"We evolved from asteroids"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Exit only.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

ZOO

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Evolution.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

The Origin of Creationism

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Artificial Intelligence Drive